smother monkey

A golfer whose favorite shot, especially under pressure, is a low driving hook which pounds itself into the ground before heading directly for o.b.

That guy on 2's tee is a true smother monkey.

by Bucketthead May 26, 2009

smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

smoth

1. smiling + goth

2. Persons who enjoys wearing a lot of black, but don't want to kill themselves.

3. Goth posers who usually frequent Hot Topic and are secretly obsessed with Hello Kitty.

"That girl looked so dark and scary when I saw her in the parking lot, but then I saw her at the mall--she's just a freakin' smoth!"

by N. Schwab April 10, 2008

Smote

smite

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Smotherfucker

1. Somebody who has engaged in the act of getting jiggy with a person who they are, through either coincidence or from premediation, smothering with a pillow or other such smothery thang.

2. A general nob-end.

Stop smothering me, you smotherfucker!

by Big Willie Wet Wipe April 8, 2007

Smotch

Smotch is really anything you want it to be, it has a million different possibilities

This party is smotchin!!

Smotch this!

by original thinker of smotch June 29, 2010

Smoth(s)

Smoth is a gothic (goth) person that smokes. Hence then name, smoth.

"The smoths are at it again, they're doing right there behind the tool shed."

"I am a smoth"

by Jafnaval February 22, 2005