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sleepy pancakes 

Pancakes only sold at ihop (although there are a few home recipes) that cause extreme drowsiness and loss of short-term memory.

What gives Sleepy Pancakes this narcotic affect is thought to be a chemical agent called Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid, or GHB (although some home recipes may use Gamma Butyrolactone, or GBL, as a substitute).
Although this has never been proven, it is said that the best Sleepy Pancakes around contain a secret recipe, small doses of semen, mixed into the syrup (To get the recipe just right, one must seek the supervision of their local Fice-cakes).

Sleepy Pancakes originated in Richardson, Texas when two young men went to eat pancakes at ihop. They awoke several hours later with sore rectums and no knowledge of what had happened to them in the past few hours.

The use of Sleepy Pancakes as a new date-rape drug has quickly spread throughout the state of Texas and all across the United States, and into parts of Mexico. Often enticed by the sweet aroma and satisfying taste, many people will pretend to be ignorant of Sleepy Pancakes and eat them knowing full well what awaits them in the hours to come. The hypnotic affect of Sleepy Pancakes is what makes them the most efficient and convenient tool used in date-rapes across America today.
"Lets go get some sleepy pancakes"

"Wanna come over to my place for some Sleepy Pancakes?"

"Lets take her out for some sleepy pancakes"

"Have u ever ate pancakes at iHop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (Just go and ask for the "Sleepy Pancakes")"

"Next time I'm in town I'll take you out for some Sleepy Pancakes"
sleepy pancakes by James Cakes February 22, 2008

Sleepy Hollow 

Sleepy Hollow is a nice and very wealthy living area in Marin County, Ca. It is home to some of the richest middle class people you will find. It also has one of the most successful swim teams and is seeming to have many young studs coming up. Most of the kids in the area are nice and sports minded primarily. Most kids from this area address themselves as HollowFornians. These tend to be some of the most athletic kids in the area with reputations as the nice guys you don't want to get in a fight with. This clan of teens is not deemed as violent, but has had counts of beating up kids from other areas. I have been told that the new upbringing of HollowFornia kids can be identified by a shirt with The writing Hollow Fornia on it. Although i Have never seen this. And again only the younger ones ranging from ages 10-17 have been said to have these. There is no real identification for older HF's except for them always being in groups walking or driving down the streets. Sleepy Hollow's violence comes mostly from drunk teenagers in cars shooting and or throwing objects at people on the street. The shooting is with paintball guns or pellet guns.
Where are your from?
- Sleepy Hollow .
-O really?
-yeah hollowfornians for life
Sleepy Hollow by freshkicks' April 20, 2010

sleepy beaver 

Wow, that was an intense sleepy beaver, it's almost palpable...stings the nostrils.

Sleepy Vagina 

A serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their vagina to nearly fall asleep.
On the way home, traffic was so bad that I developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy vagina.
Sleepy Vagina by henrytheviii August 30, 2011

sleepy bag 

A plastic grocery bag filled with Nyquil hug on a stick that a community of vagrants and hobos drink out of to get a good nights rest after a day of panhandling.
Grigsby! Hang and fill up a new sleepy bag, I actually woke up last night when I peed myself and I don't want that happening again.
sleepy bag by Loadedzain August 6, 2015

sleepy dick syndrome 

Sleepy Dick Syndrome (SDS) is a medical condition caused by pinching of the specific nerves depriving blood to a man's genitals. Common sensations include numbness, tingling, and paranoia causing you to check if it is still attached to your body. Recommended treatments include slapping it, telling it to wake up (politely), tomato sauce, and jiggling it a little bit.
Man 1: Dude, stop checking your penis?

Man 2: Sorry man, I got some serious sleepy dick syndrome.