salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

Food Slave

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you food, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.

Food Slave I’m waiting

by PeralRose June 19, 2018

Chore slave

A child that is forced to do chores and tasks that should normally be done by a good parent.

My mom dont do shit, she has chore slaves to wait on her.

by Petey2020 October 30, 2020

Debt-Slave

Basically a college student, but with a twist. A debt-slave works hard at his/her studies, but is in serious debt.

After Charles finished his freshman year at Harvard, he was already a full blown Debt-Slave.

by A Sentient Toaster September 11, 2018

slave card

a government issued I.D. or Drivers license

"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"

by New Rising Sun August 09, 2005

Slaves of Zen

Richmond, Virginia rock band with Buddha on the Braina, goes hand in hand with zen and the contemplation of Moo.
When you are ready, all things will come to pass. Buy the new CD. Your money is truly of no value to you.

Q: Hey Javier, do you like cheese?

A: Fuck your cheese, nigga!

correct A: Cheese is like a beanstalk, isnt it.

by CowboyFromZen October 05, 2004

base slave

Anyone who does house cleaning services for crack or any narcotic

Damn, Jerry turned into a base slave

by DingleD April 13, 2022