Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.
Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Get the Slap Fapmug. When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".
Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.
by Jack Hoffmen 69 May 12, 2020
Get the Covid Slapmug. by Drdog March 16, 2014
Get the jellyfish slapmug. by Slappin' my straw. January 25, 2011
Get the slap the strawmug. On HK guns the charging handle can be locked up in a little notch. When you "slap" the handle back down it loads a bullet in the chamber. Hence the term HK slap.
by The Fig Newton Monster March 2, 2008
Get the HK slapmug. by rhyseyg August 16, 2010
Get the thrapston slapmug. The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.
Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.
by El Cesar July 13, 2009
Get the Gaucho Slapmug.