skeeting

The act of riding on a skeet board, ripstik, or wave board. Sport created by Perry Pizzolo, Justin Lefkowitz, and several others.

Often confused with jerking off or masterbating.

Skeeting should become an Olympic or Xgame sport.

I skeet all the time.

by Jlefty5 January 16, 2009

skeeting

When you skeet on something/someone.

"I was skeeting on the bitch all night!"

by crackwhore19 March 17, 2008

Skeet

To ejaculate on a persons face.

I will skeet on that women.

by Joseph Hanson August 25, 2008

Skeet

A term that most black people think was thought up by a rapper, and think that any given caucasian who doesn't listen to rap but says 'skeet' anyways thinks he has no idea what he said, i.e. ejaculating, semen, etc.

Actually a form of rifle-sportsmanship.

1. He is so good at using his rifle, he hit a skeet without even trying.

2.Stupid black/Wigger: Dude, I can't believe skeet shooting is an sport!
Informed person: What, did you think it was athletic masturbation?
B/W: You mean it's not?

by Kincaid May 23, 2005

Skeet Skeet

whan cum shoots out of the dick

the skeeted in my mouh

by ambezzy November 15, 2003

skeet

The spill of light emitted from a brightly lit personal mobile device while in a darkened room, such as a movie theater or a bed room. This modern form of "light polution" is distracting, obnoxious, and even dangerous. Skeet has become a growing cultural concern, with numerous activist groups (such as the NRA and the rap/hip-hop community) working to raise skeet awareness.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because I had so much of Michael's skeet on my face.

Normally I would have seen the oncomming car, but it was dark outside and there was too much skeet on my windshield.

by sine13 January 8, 2014

skeet

Man jelly. Also defined as a special juice, held in the male sack. This juice determines if your kids look cute, or really fucked up.

-Is that skeet on your teeth?
-Justin smells like skeet.
-Margot's nuts contain skeet.

by Justin (J-Dirty) September 23, 2005