skateboard 

n. A four-wheeled board used for personal transportation, and as an instrument for denting railings, grinding stairways, chipping benches, and committing other acts of vandalism against public property.

"You get that skateboard off of my property, you filthy little pot-smoking delinquent! Or I'll call your mama up so she can give you a spanking!"

skateboard by Carl Willis October 12, 2004

skateboard 

The only other sport that comes close to skateboarding is Paintball

Skateboarding, rock, Paintball, girls, computer rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skateboard by .... September 25, 2003

skateboarding 

The act of performing various stunts on a rectangular piece of wood with wheels. Skateboards are small and portable, but suck as transportation, as opposed to bikes.

A hobby, NOT a sport.

skateboarding by AmberAlmighty January 27, 2005

Skateboarding is not a crime 

Our excuse for fucking up peoples property. Our immediate response when a grumpy old guy tells us to beat it.

"Get off my lawn you little punks!"
"Hey, man! Fuck off! Skateboarding is not a crime, dude. You can't do crap."

Skateboarding is not a crime by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016

Skateboard 

An english term used to describe the wankers who spell skate - sk8 and walk round holding small shelves with wheels that never appear to 'board' the damn things. Usually seen waiting at bus stops.Bored is the uk english spelling but these yanks pell it board.
Hence skate bored

Skateboard = TWAT

Skateboard by H December 26, 2003

skateboard-city 

A city built for skateboarding. Residents are known to hate the tony hawk pro skater series, bam margera, and ryan sheckler.

Bob: "Hey man wanna go on skateboard-city?"
Billy: "No thanks. I'd rather make out with my Monroe-bot."

skateboard-city by nottreeunit December 29, 2007

Skateboarding 

The item that gets you hot girls and money and fame.

Lets go skateboarding.

Skateboarding by cameron August 29, 2003