jessica simpson

probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.

jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?

by thegfofjoe May 17, 2006

ashlee simpson

A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.

Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.

She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.

Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.

Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.

by Lindsayyayyy May 22, 2006

Charlie Simpson

A dude that used to be in a boyband called Busted.

He has incredibly large eyebrows/slugs.

He is now in a band called Fightstar.

Charlie Simpson has very big eyebrows O.o;

by Emicat January 1, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

dumbass who ruined the Orange Bowl with her non-singing.

I loved the Orange Bowl.
I hate Ashlee Simpson

by Russ Man August 26, 2005

Bart Simpson Syndrome

Children of neglectful parents often view any attention as good attention. They may do bad things like knock over trash cans in front of adults to get yelled at. The same people grow up to spew hateful and ignorant crap on the internet for the same reason. They have little to no friends and reading angry responses to their posts is the highlight of their day. Don't hate these pitiful bastards, feel sorry for them.

Steve: "Did you see the comment that guy wrote on youtube? What's his problem?"

Ron: "He's got Bart Simpson syndrome."

by xXJesterPsychoticXx August 23, 2010

ashlee simpson

a total poser who sings so horrible that they have to blame everyone other than themselves for their talentless drone of a human being self. Please, close all doors, lock all windows, and stay as far away from the presence of her as you can. Dont turn the television or radio on. Shes all over it. Oh, and isn't it ironic how she said she never lip-synced but then she made excuses for doing it, then once again said she didnt? Hm....

"Like, OMG! It was my daddys fault i lip-synced. No, it was the drummer! No it was my acid reflux! NO! It was the ice cream man!"
Hah. I also heard that Ashlee is going to label her new cd "It was YOUR fault"

by Marissa F- yo May 13, 2005

oj simpson

A man would like to know if you think you can steal his shit.

oj simpson: "You think you can steal my shit?!"

by olshan February 25, 2008