shmatter

when you have a little bit of something that runs down your lip/chin

look at that shmatter all up in his grill

by Tom Cole February 25, 2008

Shmuck

The shit you find inside your previously used textbook. Ranging from lipgloss to coffee to blood, it can glue together pages, or just make you puke.

"Mr.S! Shmuck has glued together the pages for tonight!"
"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
...................

by hearmymeow February 27, 2011

shmucking

fucking, literally; having intercourse with...

yo, you shmucking that girl?

by Alexisandria January 12, 2006

shmuck

The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion

Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine

by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005

shmuck

shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition

1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.

by rasheedi. December 28, 2005

shmite

1. everyday workload requests, commonly associated with a service industry profession (like a call center)

2. the substance that is sometimes found on the floor in plankeville

1. "hey...did you see the shmite that joel's dealing with right now?"

2. "hey...did joel leave that shmite in plankerville?"

by the mighty ABE December 21, 2007

Shmet

Ugly , disgusting literally any fucking word it's just bad .

No not her , she looks so shmet !
Fuck my hair looks shmet today !

by rreuss69 March 12, 2018