shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017

shitting niggers

A term of distress, usually said for shock value when you're mad.

My mom was shitting niggers when she found the pot stash in my bedroom.

by sanesandwich September 8, 2007

shitting in my cornbread

Questioning someone's seriousness

Are you shitting in my cornbread?

by josh wilson December 6, 2006

shitting the couch

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

Shitlips

Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.

Someone who tongues bum.

by Ian April 9, 2003

not a full shilling

Someone who is off their fookin head, in other words...a sandwich short of a picnic!

Lele: As if u did a bit of fookin for a chicken burger....
Lulu: i know, not a full shilling am i....

by Lulu and Lele March 6, 2008

shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008