shitblazed

When you are drunk and high af the same time

Those shots and blunts got me feelin shitblazed.

by gandalfthepink February 23, 2019

shitface

what my dad calls me every time he sees me :(

Dad: Oh its the ShitFace

by Faze_Sad_Boi July 4, 2019

Saltflake

When a person is mad at another for flaking/ditching on plans.

“I had to ditch the plans with Kevin on Friday and he’s being such a saltflake about it.”

by swannthekilla September 16, 2019

Saltflake

when someone is mad because someone else flaked on their plans

"Look, I'm sorry I had to cancel, but don't be a saltflake."

by smartie111 September 16, 2019

ShitFace

Someone who doesn't give two fucks about life and is drunk as hell.

hEY maN... Dude, you shitfaced.

by StepSisLookinThicc March 10, 2021

shitake mushrooms

the word you use when your around family and accidentally yell SH*T

THATS SOME COOL SHITAKE MUSHROOMS

by squidwordslongshlong April 8, 2021

shitcake

A Team Fortress 2 boss maker who never test his bosses before bring them on public server.

"Fuck it, shitcake still not update my new boss config yet?"
"He told me he is Engineer main, but I never seen he play as Engineer."

by 4IronBlocksAnd1PumkinHead July 8, 2021