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isaac shelton

he is the mostest coolest guyest guy ever on planet duplo he eats legos covered in ketchup.
He’s a total Isaac Shelton!
by aawesomegamer99 January 17, 2018
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Sheldor

The dank version of Sheldon frombig Bang theory. It has immense power over THOTS and will destroy one if needed.
Sheldor: hello PENIS
Pennny: fuck off sheldor

Sheldor: ur mom big fat
Penny: CRIES
Sheldor: BAZOOKA
by Scared cactus June 5, 2019
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Sheadon

The love of my life, litrally one of the funniest/weirdest people. They are adorable in all ways. Probably gay
"Dude I met this super cute girl!"
"Whats her name?"
"I dont know but it might as well be sheadon"
by King sire ||| April 2, 2021
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Matt Shelton

Born of man but was raised by wolfs, is very fast on the base path, and is amazing in bed. Also he has special powers they can be interpreted into many things such as "Eagle Powers" Also Matt Shelton's hair is a master piece it is called... THE MANE!
Wow there goes Matt Shelton stealing yet another base!

EAGLE POWA!
by Chaching12 August 23, 2011
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Sheydon

soemone who is a total doush bag, usually self centered, and a liar. They occaisionally have incredible abbs/hair though. WARNING DO NOT DATE!
SHIT that guy is such a sheydon
by (*&^*^* May 2, 2009
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Shildon

Shildon is a place that is filled with idiots who can't find their head out of the clouds. The majority of people in Shildon will drink until their guts are severely infected, take drugs 24/7, abuse others for no reason or if the worse comes for some people, all three combined. Maybe back in the early years of the 2000s, Shildon was a bit better but coming into the mid 2000s and onto the 2010s era, people have become egotistical and corrupt in Shildon. The majority of people also care about themselves only and nobody else because it is a hard job trying to think about anyone else's concern. Maybe 60, maybe 70% of the town is infested with chavs who act like they are clever but there are a few and I mean few decent people in the town but that is a very small number and if they are known about how nice they are, the majority of Shildon will think they are pathetic because those people who bring kindness to others are the only people who have balls in this town. If you ask me, moving to a place like Durham holds more value than staying in Shildon. Did that last year and I have never regretted it, I still come to Shildon to visit my nan every Saturday and I am not shocked to see how troubled this town is.
Funny quote from my best friend

"There are more crimes that are left unpunished in Shildon than episodes of Eastenders combined"

If you want to know which loser has committed a crime in Shildon, read the Town Crier
by CraigTheTruthSeeker October 28, 2013
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Shelton

A place where b/tards losers and idiots live. A place where people who're Otaku or are interested in other cultures feel SO bad they want to commit suicide.

The people are rude and think America is the center of the world.

That's definetly wrong. A town where people who're american fanfucks who need to learn that there are other counties that're better than America.
Guy: Hey I just went to shelton Washington

Guy2: You did? What the hell were you doing there? Don't ever go there ever again unless you want to encounter some b/tards and other loser that, will make your life suck.

Guy: Thanks

Guy2: Your welcome! Just remember shelton sucks.
by Daisuke_Kigurou May 3, 2009
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