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Shithouse Poet

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
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Shithole

Bob: "Boy is it windy today in Grande Prairie"
Sam: "Yeah just like every other day in this fucking shithole"
Bob:"Well let's get fucking drunk or stoned cause there nothing else to do in this fucking shithole"
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shithead sled

A home-made go-kart, boat, or other motorized/wheeled vehicle that exhibits a general lack of quality in it's construction; i.e. poor welds, aesthetics, structure, and general design.
Although the cliff edge was approaching at an alarming rate, Uncle Terry had enough time to finish his moonshine and ponder the logic behind not putting brakes on his shithead sled.
by Coon catcher January 18, 2008
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shithead mcdouchhat

A person who should seriously be considering to kill them selves to make everyone else better off in the end because they will end up being the end of humanity. There are the type of person who would literly wear a douche covered in shit on there head.
That kid right there is such a shithead mcdouchhat
by Benika March 6, 2017
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sheath

the cover for a sword save the hilt and guard that prevents you or others from accidentally getting cut
qaz:*slaps varg with sheathed sword*

varg:crap! that would've cut my head off if it wasn't sheathed!

qaz: :3
by ykcir00222 November 9, 2009
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Ussi Sheikh

Either a person that cannot complete education at a 6th form.
Has no swag.
Is a bitch.
Cannot play football.
Hey look at that guy in his shit trainers, he's an Ussi Sheikh
by therealdeal10 December 15, 2011
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shithead

one who is completely irrelevant to everyone around them

selfish
only cares for ones self
takes pride in humiliating others
by magicmarkermassacre May 25, 2005
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