The Shannon

The girl in your town that is known as the slut of the county and likes literally any aged man to cum inside her hoo-ha

"Hey, is that The Shannon of the town?"
"Yeah, I heard she lets 35 year old men fuck her."
"I know her sister; she told me that she tried get up on her boyfriend's dick."
"How old was he?"
"32,"
"Jesus..."

by K-Dawgg July 9, 2015

Shannon

Ugly bitch that breaks penis !!

Girl: ew Shannon broke someones penis
Girl2: smelly

by Itchystinkybussy April 8, 2020

Shannon

A white stoner dude who plays guitar and jerks off simultaneously.

"Dayum dude did you see that guy at the nudist hippie colony? He must be a Shannon."

by Shanulio Noodlenan May 25, 2016

Shannon

A shithole town in the South West of Ireland, filled with whores and drug dealers who'll give you a 10 bag instead of a 25 bag

"Did you hear Niamh got off with Kyle and Luke in the same day?"
"Yeah, sure she's from Shannon what do you expect?

by jinkieszoinks September 8, 2019

Shannon

A bitch who ended my relationship 🖕🏼💔

Person 1: ugh, no one likes Shannon

Person 2: yeah she’s such a bitch, she ended that girl and her bf’s relationship smh 🙄😕

by Precious kurlz April 12, 2019

Shannon

She's a freaking panda, yo.

Did you see Shannon the other day? She was rocking that panda sweatshirt. So perfect on her.

by Wise Old Daddy March 24, 2019

Shannon

A hot thot. She's a bad ass bitch and an amazing friend. She can rock anything she wears and is GORGEOUSSSS!

Shannon is my bestie. She always sticks up for me and she gives me her fabulous clothing... tehe

by KatBubba October 20, 2019