Shampoo

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.

“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”

“I shampooed.”

by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021

Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow

yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo

by Flowmaster9000 February 22, 2011

Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.

Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!

by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022

shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

Shampoo

White sticky stuff that gets in your hair

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO

by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023

Shampoo

The most overrated hair loss treatment, only a cleansing agent, red flag, red flag, red flag! 🚩

My anti hair fall shampoo is a scam 💀

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

Cunt Shampoo

Beer.

I lathered myself with some cunt shampoo...

by Mylo Johnson January 14, 2022