semoist

the female equivalent to a semi (also known as a semichub, or half-cocked)

that chick just got semoist looking at a pic of ryan gosling.

by jbird0884 February 9, 2012

Samoan Hoagie

When a woman is force fed two Locos Tacos then shaken until she is ready to produce some hot wet diarrhea, at this point the man pulls out a sandwich roll and prepares to spread his sandwich with said poop, and eat it.

"You hungry?"
"No thanks, I just finished a samoan hoagie"

"What"
"What"

by CMB69 January 16, 2014

samoan carrot

A Samoan mans dong that is stuck in the belly button of a whit woman.

Bro I need help with my Samoan carrot.

by GrabSss April 3, 2016

Semantics Warrior

An annoying, ultra-PC individual who likes to correct others if they use identity-first language instead of person-first language.

Commonly found in discussion forums on social media.

Person A: "I am Autistic."
Person B: "Ermergerd, no you're not!!! You HAVE autism!!"
Person A: "Do YOU have Autism?"
Person B: "No."
Person A: "Then respectfully fuck off about how I self-identify."
Fucking semantics warriors..

Identity-first person-first semantics SJW social justice warrior keyboard warriorpolitical correctnessmansplaining autism parent autism momableismableist

by Utinni Yubnub July 27, 2016

Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.

My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.

by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017

Samoan handshake

A handjob from a fat chick while she has butter on her hands

Bro last night after the club when we hit the ihop I got a samoan handshake at the table

by Hydronez October 20, 2017

Semajh

He's loyal, caring and kind at his own time. He takes care of his girl and dances and raps. He is a sexy young man but doesn't hype himself up too much or cares what people think. Also awkward at times.

Semajh : doesn't care and is

chill

by DexterRy February 5, 2018