seed weed

Weed that grows producing a lot of seeds.

Mike has a bag of seed weed.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

The need to seed

The act of ejaculation or wishing in planting your "seed" in a person. It is commonly used for horny teenagers with the urge to masturbate or a reference to jack off.

Synonyms: Urge to splurge, Beat the meat, crank one out, Gotta blast, Etc

Seth: Its that time of the day again Parker
Parker: what do you mean my nigga?
Seth: Ive got the need to seed
Parker: Damn bro, go crank one out
Seth: Yeet

by BallsasaurusFlex December 9, 2017

pathetic seed

Nagito Komaeda's ejaculate, which he describes how he describes how he describes himself frequently

Do you want my pathetic seed?

by rawbussy69 February 17, 2023

leech-seeding

when you are torrenting something and while you are downloading very little, you are uploading a shit load to others: thus giving you a very high "seeding" ratio even though you have not completed the torrent

- after a whole week of leech-seeding i had downloaded 20% of the movie and managed to maintain a 2.34 share ratio

by littlebigtop June 16, 2010

Chia Seed

The average white, vegan, school shooter, cross-country runner.

GARY STOP BEING SUCH A CHIA SEED MUNCHER

by Chia Monster March 15, 2023

Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

Seed Silo

Man inseminates an anal port of entry, temporarily storing his seed.

I’m going to be your seed silo tonight by the end of our date!

by Jetjetjock1 December 30, 2020