pink valley of seduction

Used to describe the female genetalia or vagina

I am going to deeply penetrate your pink valley of seduction with my throbbing man thunder.

by Sanner November 29, 2007

sedacious

A noun given to a very attractive member of the opposite sex, i.e., a mixture between seductive and gorgeous

She just had such sedacious eyes, i could not resist

by Cameron Burton September 4, 2006

seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

by illogiks January 5, 2008

Edie Sedgwick

Trustafarian/youthquaker/all-around "it girl" of '65 from a mentally unstable paternal lineage, believed by pseudo-mod teens and twenty-somethings to be something of a demigod, although she was a deplorable actor who could not memorize the most basic of scripts (in the few Warhol films in which she actually had to act, that is), is believed to have been a pathological liar, and eventually wound up a strung-out moll of a biker gang before getting married for a very short time, subsequently dying of an "acute barbiturate overdose" in '71.

Her once again marketable face and name (thanks in part to the 2006 flick, "Factory Girl") is now slapped across Urban Outfitters, Hottopic, and 80s Purple shirts and totes as far as the eye can see.

Pseudo-mod teenie bopper: Edie Sedgwick is my idol! She was the most beautiful, talented woman to ever walk the face of the Earth!

by Humberttt October 25, 2007

seduce

To lure, entice or beguille into desired state. To attract one.

i was trying to go to school but meghan kept seducing me and i couldn't concentrate on anything except how much i was in love with her

by dilloe October 24, 2003

Driver's Ed

A high school credit class where you fork over $95 of your parent’s money to be yelled at by a skinny, balding, half-pint, 40-year old Caucasian loser whose only determination is to subdue every helpless senior student in order to redeem his irretrievable dignity. In order to compensate for years of well-deserved torment in his early years, he dangles the prospect of getting behind the wheel of an automobile to keep his pupils pacified.

Never sass at a driver’s ed instructor, remember, that with a switch of a pen, he can taint your criminal record for all eternity, which determines your prospects of successfully getting a job, bank credit, or college opportunities. No matter whatever he eggs you on with, whether it is inconsistent instructions for your homework, or a detraction of points from your driving record, hold it back. An assault charge is not worth sacrificing saving far more than $95 monthly on your insurance bill.

Driver's Ed Teacher: *Snort*, Nyaaah.... now, none of you are doing to make anything of your lives. If you already have a police citation, then you might as well be a ex-con employee slaving away at Wal*Mart because no professional employer with a decent perception of work ethics were to hire you... *snort snort*

I creak the table as clutch my belly holding a hard day's ass gas. He swivels his albino head in an instant shaking his scrawny finger at me...

Driver's Ed Teacher: 2 points off!

by C Tan December 25, 2005

Sedz

SedZ: as in serious ... or in Spanish
serio.. this is a slang for these word.

did you see that girl she was sexy!!!

you reply, "Sedz!"


a lot easier than saying serious

by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005