an irish-like midget with short legs, mustache and an extrememly wide-set bushy vagina. It is typical for a sedita to get really drunk and has an issue of getting sand stuck in their vagina. Seditas have unusually large saucer-like nipples.
by Michelle Sedita March 15, 2008
Get the sedita mug.1: The guy that lurks in the shadows creeping out chicks with his awkwardly broken up face. This man loves nothing more than to be given a a bismarck in the frozen vegetable aisle of your local Publix. His other guilty pleasures in life are having another man perform a fountain of you or a glass bottom boat..(if any of those references are unclear I strongly suggest that you google them)
2: A crazed porno-fanatic who watches Brazilan fart porn and angrily beats off until the the recently ingested arnge crush begins to wear off.
3: Also known as "Lemon-face Killah." A true rap phenomena whose signature face resembles a man who has just sucked down half a dozen lemons!
4: A cholo who enjoys caligraphy, african romance novels and writing haikus.
5: a jewish goat herder in the Andes with a noticeable gimp who suffers from an excessive number of chronic phobias: Geniophobia, Barophobia, Phronemophobia, Deipnophobia and Anablephobia.
2: A crazed porno-fanatic who watches Brazilan fart porn and angrily beats off until the the recently ingested arnge crush begins to wear off.
3: Also known as "Lemon-face Killah." A true rap phenomena whose signature face resembles a man who has just sucked down half a dozen lemons!
4: A cholo who enjoys caligraphy, african romance novels and writing haikus.
5: a jewish goat herder in the Andes with a noticeable gimp who suffers from an excessive number of chronic phobias: Geniophobia, Barophobia, Phronemophobia, Deipnophobia and Anablephobia.
by YouDontEvenKno June 8, 2009
Get the sebikins mug.Not a friend, but also not an acquaintance. Could be used when describing a person you barely know but you already know the future you have in store with them because they are your soulmate fs even though there's no scientific evidence backing up that theory, you just feel it in your drab cold heart that they are the one. Even though they might be a serial killer or something that you met off of a random Instagram group chat, you trust them because they are a Sabit's Friend.
Friend: Hey are you talking to your friend?
You: No that's not my friend, nor my acquaintance, that is Sabit's friend. He is nothing of importance.
You: No that's not my friend, nor my acquaintance, that is Sabit's friend. He is nothing of importance.
by foobyebe February 7, 2020
Get the Sabit's Friend mug.The most cutest couple there is and very in love with each other and would trade the world for each other. Won't let any one get in between them and have a very bright future ahead of them 😍😵🔐🤭😘
by Southbarbie January 3, 2020
Get the Nevaeh and Sebation mug.Adjective: used in the world of Finance, Movie Production, Mortgage Lenders, and Used Car Salesmen.
Noun (plural): used to describe an entire class of stingy banks that overcharge for fees
Adjective:
Frequently mistaken for semantics this word has a similar yet more descriptive meaning to incorporate the theory that the entire financial institution is ran by the Jewish Culture.
Noun (plural): used to describe an entire class of stingy banks that overcharge for fees
Adjective:
Frequently mistaken for semantics this word has a similar yet more descriptive meaning to incorporate the theory that the entire financial institution is ran by the Jewish Culture.
Hey Bob , can you look over the semitics of this loan package, I want to make sure we are charging him as much as possible.
I don't like the semitics of this loans terms, it sounds too much like the Jews have started a mafia.
Understanding the semitics we can see that this particular bank will not allow you to obtain a loan until you have completed 200 hours of synagogue, have a circumcision and at least $10,000 dollars cash after making your down payment.
After learning about semitics I finally understood it is better to buy things with CASH that way I can jew them down to a better price
Semitics Semantics they are all the same either way you will pay 87% Interest above the total cost of the loan.
That bank is ran by a bunch of Semitics.
I don't like the semitics of this loans terms, it sounds too much like the Jews have started a mafia.
Understanding the semitics we can see that this particular bank will not allow you to obtain a loan until you have completed 200 hours of synagogue, have a circumcision and at least $10,000 dollars cash after making your down payment.
After learning about semitics I finally understood it is better to buy things with CASH that way I can jew them down to a better price
Semitics Semantics they are all the same either way you will pay 87% Interest above the total cost of the loan.
That bank is ran by a bunch of Semitics.
by Guardian_Asshole June 15, 2018
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1. An ideology which claims that Jewish people supposedly embody traits anti-semites have historically accused them of, but that these traits are actually positive and that Jews should be praised for embodying them, rather than criticized or discriminated against. Usually this ideology mixes Anti-Semitic overtones into its praise for Jewish people. Occasionally this Pro-Semitism even leads directly toward some forms of discrimination or prejudice against Jews.
2. The (entirely unrelated) ideology that Jews and non-Jews are equal and that both Jews throughout the world and in Israel have a right to exist in harmony with their neighbors and in harmony and peace with everyone throughout the world, and that Israel has a right to exist in peace and harmony with its neighbors as well.
1. An ideology which claims that Jewish people supposedly embody traits anti-semites have historically accused them of, but that these traits are actually positive and that Jews should be praised for embodying them, rather than criticized or discriminated against. Usually this ideology mixes Anti-Semitic overtones into its praise for Jewish people. Occasionally this Pro-Semitism even leads directly toward some forms of discrimination or prejudice against Jews.
2. The (entirely unrelated) ideology that Jews and non-Jews are equal and that both Jews throughout the world and in Israel have a right to exist in harmony with their neighbors and in harmony and peace with everyone throughout the world, and that Israel has a right to exist in peace and harmony with its neighbors as well.
Pro-Semitism Examples
Definition 1. "Jews are so greedy, it is great so many live in America, since their greed makes America's economy thrive! Greed is good!",
"American Jews are so loyal to Israel, all Americans should admire this and strive to be just as loyal to America! We should not elect Jews to public office though, since we have no right to expect them to put America before Israel when they make decisions. Israel is God's chosen nation, so it is only right for them to feel this way, and we should strive to support Israel too. That is God's mission for America, to support Israel during the end times, which are coming soon. Because of that, the Jews' obvious if-unproven mixed-loyalty is no problem."
"Jews are so powerful all over the world, we need them on our side! They are so powerful because they all favor each other financially and in business over outsiders, it's a genius strategy which the citizens of our country should also emulate amongst ourselves so that we can become as powerful as they are!"
"The Talmud is filled to the brim with incredible tips for success in business and finance! Follow these tips, and you too will become almost as successful as a Jew!"
And so on...
Definition 2. Jews are just like everybody else. American Jews are American. Israeli Jews are Israeli. French Jews are French.
Definition 1. "Jews are so greedy, it is great so many live in America, since their greed makes America's economy thrive! Greed is good!",
"American Jews are so loyal to Israel, all Americans should admire this and strive to be just as loyal to America! We should not elect Jews to public office though, since we have no right to expect them to put America before Israel when they make decisions. Israel is God's chosen nation, so it is only right for them to feel this way, and we should strive to support Israel too. That is God's mission for America, to support Israel during the end times, which are coming soon. Because of that, the Jews' obvious if-unproven mixed-loyalty is no problem."
"Jews are so powerful all over the world, we need them on our side! They are so powerful because they all favor each other financially and in business over outsiders, it's a genius strategy which the citizens of our country should also emulate amongst ourselves so that we can become as powerful as they are!"
"The Talmud is filled to the brim with incredible tips for success in business and finance! Follow these tips, and you too will become almost as successful as a Jew!"
And so on...
Definition 2. Jews are just like everybody else. American Jews are American. Israeli Jews are Israeli. French Jews are French.
by An American Jew June 8, 2022
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