scottish breakfast

You take a slice of warm haggis and place it over someone's asshole. You then slide your cock through the greasy haggis patty and into the now slippery butthole, preferably in the morning.

I ran out of lube this morning so I fried up some haggis and surprised my girlfriend with a big hot Scottish breakfast.

by Greatscott December 2, 2013

scrotter

dirty, useless leaches on society, usually unemployable with at least four delinquent uneducated children; where all your taxes go

Pizza delivery for the scrotters!

by Death Monk January 3, 2004

scrottie

A girl who's nastier then a hoe or a Thot. technically a walking dirt ball and std .

The whole team hit that scrottie

by Redheadhennessy February 25, 2015

scottied

To be really drunk, messed up, usually blackout and doing something stupid or crazy.

Damn, I got scottied last night, we had three bottles at Tenjune and I ended up in a lamp store in Brooklyn at 7am with only one shoe.

by ny_zookeeper March 4, 2009

Scrotatious

(adj.)
1. An object or said phrase that has a response (from recipient of receiver of object or phrase) that is equal to having a giant testicular sack put, spontaneously, into said person's mouth.

2. Having scrotum-like properties.

Man: Woah! That man just shoved a dildo into my anal cavity.
Woman: That is scrotatious.
Man: Most definitely.

by MattTheGuy March 30, 2010

Scottish meatgrinder

After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.

"Hey dave i went to a bar last night and got some ass, but she gave me a Scottish meatgrinder

by Poptarts303 April 26, 2011

Scottish Person

By definition we are nutters and have a accent nobody but us can do.

Ya ken my wee pal drove 250 miles for a 100% sugar Irn Bru.

To others a Scottish Person does nothing but drink beer

by An anonymous scottish person October 15, 2019