Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.

by Lev Cooper April 5, 2005

Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

schlingpflanze

Pronunciation (sh-ling-flahn-zuh)

German for creeper.

random person 1: wow you're such a schlingpflanze....
random person 2: a what?

by navy 78 June 1, 2010

schlong

A penis akin to a baby's arm holding an orange.

"He played the leading role in Long Schlong Silver"

by Doctor Word November 8, 2008

Rate My Schlong !

Rate My Schlong ! is a website where guys can take pictures of their dicks and viewers can rate it one to ten -- So far I have a 10.0 for mine - the Perfect Dick!

Matt and I are still averaging a 10.0 on Rate My Schlong !

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

curt schilling

one of the most devoted player for the bostong red sox. Awesome pitcher, has a good time with it all.

game six in the ALCS against the yankees in 2004

by redsoxfanforlife December 24, 2004

Schlong Dip

It is where you dip your shlong into a woman.

Hey man! I schlong dipped 25 times last night!

by dingfritz September 30, 2011