School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.
by Work Ethic July 31, 2011
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she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain
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by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014
Get the School mug.A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.
by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016
Get the school mug.A form of mental torture where the torturer strips the victim of there Constitutional rights then forces them to do stressfull, Repetitive tasks that yield no reward.
School is the punishment for being born.
by ching chong9 April 4, 2016
Get the school mug.A prison where teachers and staff claim to teach your kids but instead brainwash children and teens and force feed them food cheaper than socks off of craigslist. Not only that they give tests with concepts that the class hasn't ever touched upon. Teachers use that tactic to knock your kids done to grades such as F's and give parents/guardians the ability complain about grades and punish their kids. That teacher will never be caught.
Mom: (looks at test) AN F!? YOUR PUNISHED
Kid: (crying) M-mom! My teacher never taught us that!
Mom: SHUT UP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!
Kid: ( goes up to room) I HATE SCHOOL!
Kid: (crying) M-mom! My teacher never taught us that!
Mom: SHUT UP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!
Kid: ( goes up to room) I HATE SCHOOL!
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