Since Satan cannot always come out an ruin you lives everyday to all of you, he came up with a plan, that soon became a worldwide torture used everywhere. School.
Now, you are expected to wake up early, and even if there is a blizzard or slippery outside, we dont care.
We will give you ridiculous amounts of pointless homeworks we dont even check, and only check when you havent done it.
If you have to go use the bathroom and ask, you will be suspended. If you ask for a pencial during a quiz, you will be given a 0 for the marking period.
You will be given only the shittiest food in history, if you try to complain or write to the mayor, we will find you. and expell you.
We may say you have freedom of speech, but you in any case do not. If you opinion differs from ours then you will be severely punished.
We also do not tolerate less than 100% absence, if you are sick or hospitalized, you will be given even more work and given 0's for the days you miss. No excuses.
Our demon possessed teachers are only one of the demonic. You will be yelled at anything.
We lock our bathrooms at all times and only open them when there are people of the States coming in to inspect.
I hope you enjoy it here in the bottom-less pits of hell. We make sure to terroize and make your lives harder, and carry on the work of Satan. The work we give are manufactured and copyrighted by his demons and Satan himself.
Good Luck!
Now, you are expected to wake up early, and even if there is a blizzard or slippery outside, we dont care.
We will give you ridiculous amounts of pointless homeworks we dont even check, and only check when you havent done it.
If you have to go use the bathroom and ask, you will be suspended. If you ask for a pencial during a quiz, you will be given a 0 for the marking period.
You will be given only the shittiest food in history, if you try to complain or write to the mayor, we will find you. and expell you.
We may say you have freedom of speech, but you in any case do not. If you opinion differs from ours then you will be severely punished.
We also do not tolerate less than 100% absence, if you are sick or hospitalized, you will be given even more work and given 0's for the days you miss. No excuses.
Our demon possessed teachers are only one of the demonic. You will be yelled at anything.
We lock our bathrooms at all times and only open them when there are people of the States coming in to inspect.
I hope you enjoy it here in the bottom-less pits of hell. We make sure to terroize and make your lives harder, and carry on the work of Satan. The work we give are manufactured and copyrighted by his demons and Satan himself.
Good Luck!
Helpless Student: Ms. Smith, I have finished all my 10 essays in our 45 minutes of our class. I have a bladder problem and really need to use the -
Teacher: NO. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME? Go back to your seat NOW.
Helpless Student: but -
Teacher: I am calling your mother, you are suspended.
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Overall, schools a hell-hole. Education is good, but what the fuck? Couldnt they atleast make some benfits?
Teacher: NO. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME? Go back to your seat NOW.
Helpless Student: but -
Teacher: I am calling your mother, you are suspended.
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Overall, schools a hell-hole. Education is good, but what the fuck? Couldnt they atleast make some benfits?
by asurvivingvictim February 20, 2010
Get the Schoolmug. by Caesar January 15, 2005
Get the schoolmug. by #75 May 16, 2006
Get the schoolmug. Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.
If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.
He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
by noobtastic April 20, 2006
Get the schooledmug. The biggest waste of time on the planet. It sucks up taxpayer dollars, time, sleep, happiness, and your childhood, and outputs bullies, drugs, and homework. You are taken there by a yellow monstrosity known as a bus, and are forced to sit patiently as it picks up other kids. The majority of these 'kids' are morons who play loud music, yell and cuss, talk about sex, throw trash, disrespect authority, pretend to be tough, and eat hot cheetos. With such 'powerful' people on the bus, you will somehow end up getting harassed and picked on. It is virtually impossible to do homework, study, sleep, relax, or focus on anything outside of blankly staring ahead wishing you were somewhere else. Once you are off the bus, you enter into your school where your ass begins to develop lumps of what look like malign cancer due to sitting in a hard, plastic chair all day. After several periods in hell, you get to arrive at the cafeteria, where you can enjoy half-cooked frozen food that looks like it was taken straight out of a swamp and put in the microwave for half an hour. If you trip and spill food on yourself, consider your high-school career over. Skills that could easily be picked up by a robot are instead thrown as responsibilities onto you so that instead of doing something valuable with your time, you can be learning quadratic formulas from Sal Khan. In conclusion, school was the combined vision of Satan and the American education system.
by RollyPolly657 January 12, 2021
Get the schoolmug. A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.
by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016
Get the schoolmug. by RedstoneTrippy August 15, 2018
Get the schoolmug.