any exchange between a man and woman via one of the social networking sites that deals mainly with the man describing his penis and the woman's witty (or not so witty) replies. Pictures may or may not be used.
My girlfriend and I had a hot schlongologue going last night.
Did you read the schlongologue between that Weiner guy and the card dealer? It was wild!!
OMG! Can you believe that Mark sent me a picture last night while we were on-line having a schlongologue? Dude! That was NOT cool!!!
Did you read the schlongologue between that Weiner guy and the card dealer? It was wild!!
OMG! Can you believe that Mark sent me a picture last night while we were on-line having a schlongologue? Dude! That was NOT cool!!!
by D/K December 8, 2011
Get the schlongologue mug.Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.
Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!
Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!
by JENNASABADBITCH August 23, 2011
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by dickeredplianceguy March 5, 2012
Get the schlonghozzled mug.A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013
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I always have mixed feelings about unsolicested schlong shots. On the one hand, Ew, on the other hand... dayum!
Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!
Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!
by Kinn Notap May 21, 2017
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