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schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.
1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 7, 2010
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schlong

A Penis.

From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
I don't wanna hear about your schlong.
by Andrew Schwartz June 9, 2005
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schlong sundae

A good sized penis dipped in ice cream with fudge (the kind you eat), whipped cream and a cherry on top.
Dude, I'm craving a schlong sundae.
Yeah...me too.
by Ashley McSchlong January 1, 2006
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schlongage

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006
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what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
by Mark McPants November 25, 2006
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schlong dong

*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!

Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
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