SCHAPIRO

someone being a prude or being quite a party pooper also nerd geeky, dork or tadle tale and a male female without much sexual experience virgin.
someone who likes to ruin everyones fun.

"Dave have some fun at your party", stop being a Schapiro.

"Jenny let's do the nasty" and stop being such a Schapiro!

"why you tell the cops"? you damn Schapiro!

by FILO April 6, 2008

dick scraper

A sexual partner who, while having sex, may think it's kinky to pull out a blade and scrape the other partner's (or their own) rock-hard boner until it bleeds.

Greg: "Owe! That was my fucking cock you dick scraper! What the fuck?"
Bitch: "Sorry! I can't help it! It's my fettish!"
Greg: "Well I came here for the nutt, not the cut!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

scraper

Someone who just snorts coke alllll the time.

"Hey, did you see her yesterday? I heard she's a total scraper!"

by Sarah Bob. March 26, 2008

scraper

a snowboarder who scrapes all of the fresh snow off of a run by not turning

stupid ass scraper stop plowing the snow

by planker January 15, 2011

schepers

A badass motherfucker with absolutely no regrets

Damn, I wish i could be more like a Schepers.

by Yourcrazyex October 20, 2017

Schapker

A Schapker is an amazing individual. Migrating from Germany in the mid 1900’s to the Midwest, the Schapker’s do whatever the fuck they want. They enjoy good beer, pizza, and horse races.

He gamble’s like a Schapker

by Pizzalova December 16, 2018

schuper-schweetly

How you ask for something if you want maximum chances of your prospective provider's feeling like accommodating you. Be a "schweetheart" and do this every time you request a favor from anyone.

A friend was plowing out the neighbor's driveway across the road from me, so I slogged over and asked him schuper-schweetly if afterwards he would please also do a single quick "sweep-through" of the road-shoulder by my mailbox to remove just enough of the deep snow-drift that the mail-carrier could reach the box (I'd installed an auxiliary extension-mailbox for the winter, so his plow could just pass right underneath the box). He readily agreed, and I thanked him warmly; it sure beat having to pay big bucks for a plow-truck to make a special trip up here and push the snow away from my box just so that I could receive my weekly junk mail!

by QuacksO March 6, 2019