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An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
Man I’m being stalked must be santa
Santa by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
Santa is a man that breaks in your house, steals some items from your house then steals you (thats why he has a HUGE bag) He replaces you w/ presents, your parents prob wont care that you are gone.

- ava plus YT
Someone: Santa is fake.

Other person: agree.
Santa by ava plus December 12, 2020
a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out
mom: hey you got a present
me from who
mom: FROM SANTA!!!
santa by anonymous December 13, 2020
The happiest pimp in the world he has 3 hoes a pole for them to dance on also his favorite thing is vodka because it doesn’t freeze in when he’s dancing in n the pole
Santa by 1_Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human_1 December 17, 2020
Santa is satan
Santa is nimrod
Santa by Michaeljokeson December 20, 2020
The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. She ain't a fat man in red that ruins everyones Christmas.
She do be kinda awkward when you first meet her but opens up very quickly.
parasite 1: Did you see Santa last year???
parasite 2: Omg are you talking about the kind girl at school?
Santa by urlocalctya January 21, 2021