Santa is a man that breaks in your house, steals some items from your house then steals you (thats why he has a HUGE bag) He replaces you w/ presents, your parents prob wont care that you are gone.
a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out
The happiest pimp in the world he has 3 hoes a pole for them to dance on also his favorite thing is vodka because it doesn’t freeze in when he’s dancing in n the pole
The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. She ain't a fat man in red that ruins everyones Christmas.
She do be kinda awkward when you first meet her but opens up very quickly.
parasite 1: Did you see Santa last year???
parasite 2: Omg are you talking about the kind girl at school?