n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"
(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)
(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)
The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.
by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020
Get the surging sandersmug. by meme podcast October 11, 2020
Get the Bernie sandersmug. by Le Shitzipper July 25, 2016
Get the The Bernie Sandersmug. A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".
His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.
His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.
Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"
by "Pij", "Cock" & "Bac'cie" January 1, 2009
Get the Colonel Sandersmug. When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee.
by JustMac July 23, 2008
Get the Colonel Sandersmug. A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm
by that guy January 27, 2005
Get the Colonel Sandersmug. much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.
by RyaChu April 26, 2011
Get the Colonel Sandersmug.