by CrazeWay June 03, 2018
by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014
Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall
"hmmmmmmm sam?"
by Girtruid Measure November 10, 2008
a really beautiful, smart, sexy, crazy, lovable, with blue eyes, sexy body, nice hair, big lips, cute nose, caring boyfriend, always make you smile and laugh, doesnt pay attention to other girls, sexy ass cause he is an athlete, makes me feel special, in other words he is just perfect from the inside and outside and he makes all the other girls jealous of me cause they dont have him and i do :P <3
jessica : look at sam and his gf
emma : damn he is hot, i wish i was instead of her *cries*
i hate her.
jessica : so true, he is perfect *sighs*
emma : damn he is hot, i wish i was instead of her *cries*
i hate her.
jessica : so true, he is perfect *sighs*
by sb04-06-12 December 23, 2012
1. JEW 2. ANNOYING AS HELL 3. LIKES DOGS 4. SQUISHES PEOPLES LUNCH SANDWICHES FOR NO REASON 5. EVERY LOVES HIM
BOY 1: YOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SANDWICH
BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*
BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*
by JEWART October 11, 2018