rubber johnny

1. British slang for a condom, 'johnny' can also be a singular term for it as well.

Girl 1: "Damn, you forgot to lube that rubber johnny, you dickwad!"
Guy 2: "Shit, my bad. I'm such a flaphead."

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rubber durian

A rubber copy of an asian fruit that this one funny monkey eats peanutbutter out of!

"What's that monkey doin', Amos?"

"He's messin' with one gnarly rubber durian."

"Niiiice."

by Blackwood April 30, 2005

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The name given to tall, slender, black and white traffic pylons often found in construction zones or near intersections on country roads.

Dude, I totally ran over that rubber indian when I was hammered last night!

by Brett Hart September 16, 2006

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Someone who whacks off wearing a rubber glove on their wanking hand

Man, Bens at it again, that guys such a rubber glover lately

by Alan Hazlehurst May 25, 2008

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noun, the condom

The condom is the piece worn on the penis to avoid pregnancy or disease.

Have you got a fucking-rubber I could use?

by Tiago Zuhr August 26, 2008

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by 216dotcom October 15, 2008

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John: i want to talk about condoms with out my parents knowing
Tim: well call them rubber boots

John: im gunna go buy some rubber boots

by Nastmindman April 04, 2010

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