m i rite

Short for "am i right?" Mainly used as a joke, but for some odd reason, some 12 year old morons use it on a daily basis. Very moronic, however good to use in certain situations

12 year old saying it:
we all know im the smartest m i rite?

joke saying it:
LOL SHES HOT M I RITE?

by Kenzaki December 28, 2005

Eat Rite Dump

A purposely induced fit of diarrhea brought on by eating at an Eat Rite. This is generally used as a cure for constipation or to clean out the bowel system.

Brendan: What did you do tonight man?

Brian: I hit up the Eat Right on Lindbergh Blvd. so i could take an Eat Rite Dump

by bjkurtz221 March 15, 2010

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

Rides a girl's bike

One who sucks at life is said to "ride a girl's bike"

That Harrison kid is a real tool with no friends. He obviously rides a girl's bike.

by trillonline.com November 21, 2002

the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection

As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.

by Rlaba December 8, 2013

Dirty Rieser

when you beat off lying on your back and blow a load on your chest.

I was sick of beating of indian style so i did a dirty rieser.

by THE DOLPHIN May 13, 2005

How's ya ball bag? all rite?

a term used by young lads when talking to canadian ladies in an amsterdam bar

youth - all rite darling, How's ya ball bag? all rite?

her - Fuck you

by seabass mcguiness December 9, 2008