Vegetable Rights Activist

also referred to as vegetable liberationists, believe that the most basic interests of non-animals should be afforded the same consideration as the similar interests of human beings. Advocates approach the issue from different philosophical positions, but agree that vegetables should be viewed as non-human persons and members of the moral community, and should not be used as food, clothing, research subjects, or entertainment.

Vegetarians don't know how much carrots and potatoes suffer when they are being skinned alive, they have no way of expressing their pain. Potato peelers are implements of torture. I'm a Vegetable Rights Activist that's why I eat meat.

by Notintoracism December 30, 2010

Alt-Rightist

One who rejects mainstream conservatism in United States politics in favor of extremist ideologies - among which may include an opposition to multiculturalism, anti-immigration, white nationalism and supremacy, anti-Semitism, anti-egalitarianism, nativism, racial/ethnic identity politics, and fascism. Often, alt-rightists view mainstream establishment conservatives as weak and untrue, and reject compromise with liberal factions. You're most likely to encounter an alt-rightist on internet blogs and 4chan, where the movement is made up mostly of socially-awkward virgin teenagers.

Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign has attracted many alt-rightists due to his nativist, anti-immigration rhetoric and authoritarian persona.

by HeisenbergUltra June 20, 2016

righteous inebriation

To consume a large amount of alcoholic beverages in a short amount of time, increasing one's Blood Alcohol Content substantially, while impairing judgment, but without becoming sick. Often achieved after losing a drinking game such as beer pong. However, there are a number of dangers associated with righteous inebriation. If too much alcohol is consumed, one may throw up, at which point the inebriation ceases to be righteous.

Dude, we suck so much at beer pong, but the righteous inebriation was so worth the shame of defeat.

by taylsor February 21, 2007

Right Hand Mike

A task that takes 30 seconds to complete; usually pleasureful.

Homie#1: Hey bro, wanna Pasz?
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 4, 2019

Righting

Masturbating with your right hand

Jake: Yo Nick, I was up till 12 am righting.
Parker: Same!

by PooperLooping May 11, 2021

Righteous brother Michael

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his highest levels of righteousness towards the clergy and laity. He believes he has the right to tell the clergy what to do ad well as the laity. The man is a troublemaker in the Greek Orthodox churches.

Michael: Oi Pater how dare you don't do this and that......how dare you say this and that.

Pater: Ah righteous brother Michael if that's the case then I'm sure you can do way better.

He storms off angrily!!!

by Romiosini July 19, 2022

Shit Right Through Them

Adj: To fart so much during the day (which may or may not include sharting and/or poor wiping) that you get a brown stain and or particles on your underwear or boxers. Most embaressing when wearing white.

Eric thinks to himself out loud: "I shit RIGHT THROUGH THEM!"

by WinstonandFriends December 22, 2009