Reverse Splenderson

1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)

2. A mythical white claw flavor

As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.

by URSPECIALK99 June 2, 2020

Reverse pickpocket

When instead of taking stuff out of pockets you put stuff in.

The crown jewel of my reverse pickpocket career is slipping 5 didldos in the priests pocket.

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Reverse-trollology

The art of reversing someone's attempt to troll you. Similar to reverse-psychology, only trolling.
See poor example below.

Dave: hai
Dave: hi
Dave: hello
Dave: sup
Dave: dullard says what? (troll)
Jack: Slobberdegullion (reverse-trollology)
Dave: what? (successful reverse-trollology)

by hahaha9311 June 17, 2011

reverse nap

A reverse nap is when you are asleep and wake up for a short period of time.

Person 1: Man I was asleep last night and next thing I know I was awake for an hour and a half before I could go back to sleep.

Person 2: That sounds like a horrible reverse nap.

by hoobercraft December 7, 2010

Reverse Ostrich

A sophisticated form of giving oral sex when when the woman is standing on her feet, knees locked with her back facing your head and arms behind her back. Much like an ostrich sticking it's head in the ground (for whatever reason they do that), the woman bends forward at her waist and performs oral sex on the man who is laying on his back.

The woman won my heart when she, without announcement, performed the reverse ostrich on me. I knew at that moment the relationship would last at least two more weeks.

by The Little Boy Who Could February 2, 2013

Reverse racism

Doesn’t exist since you cannot be racist to the oppressors or majority.

Person: “Bro, look at that cracker.”
Person 2: “That’s reverse racism.”
Person: “No, it’s prejudice”

by poopysock18462 April 24, 2022

reverse nightmare

When the nightmare is actually waking up to reality.

Reverse nightmares are usually followed by the chest-crushing realization that it was all just a dream and the dreamer must readjust, yet again, to the grim reality of waking life.

The most common of these events usually deal with someone's permanent absence (whether through death or break-up).

''I was dreaming mom was still alive and everything had been a huge mix-up.''
''God, I hate those kinds of reverse nightmares... they just make it that much harder to get over the pain.''

by madcopy March 11, 2013