3 definitions by fastlaneb
Getting an object, most frequently a penis, jammed down your throat so that it repetitively strikes your uvula. During uvulization, the bouncing uvula looks very similar to a speedbag being punched by a speedy handed boxer.
Girl 1: My throat is so sore today!
Girl 2: Oh no, I'm so sorry, what happened? Are you sick?
Girl 1: No. Donny got drunk last night and uvulized me for about 30 minutes straight. I guess I finally found a downside to not having a gag reflex.
Girl 2: Oh no, I'm so sorry, what happened? Are you sick?
Girl 1: No. Donny got drunk last night and uvulized me for about 30 minutes straight. I guess I finally found a downside to not having a gag reflex.
by fastlaneb November 28, 2016
This is the same act coined by the Urban Dictionary term: "Upside Down Mouth Pound". This is just a more politically correct term that you can use in front of your kids.
It entails the receiver laying down on their back and opening their mouth wide. The giver then inserts the penis deep into the mouth and opened throat of the receiver.
It entails the receiver laying down on their back and opening their mouth wide. The giver then inserts the penis deep into the mouth and opened throat of the receiver.
Karen: Hey Gordon, wanna try something new tonight?
Gordon: Absolutely Karen. I was just watching National Geographic's monthly snake special extraordinaire. I wanna go for the Reverse Cobra.
Karen: Oh no, please say a prayer for my gag reflex....but yes! I'm in!
Gordon: Absolutely Karen. I was just watching National Geographic's monthly snake special extraordinaire. I wanna go for the Reverse Cobra.
Karen: Oh no, please say a prayer for my gag reflex....but yes! I'm in!
by fastlaneb November 6, 2021
The honorary trophy a fertile lass receives 9 months after having unprotected sex during ovulation. In layman's terms, a baby.
Bradley: Ronny, Ronny, remember that killer house party at Miguel's last month?!?
Ronny: Of course, the one where I took Mary Beth into the shed and she road the bologna pony?
Bradly: Yep, that's the one. Well guess what, you have the prize of prizes coming. She has a put out trophy on board.
Ronny: Ohhhh shitttt.
Ronny: Of course, the one where I took Mary Beth into the shed and she road the bologna pony?
Bradly: Yep, that's the one. Well guess what, you have the prize of prizes coming. She has a put out trophy on board.
Ronny: Ohhhh shitttt.
by fastlaneb September 10, 2019