The "No return" maneuver

When you're bored in class or at dinner, and start leaning back in your chair, but you do it a bit too far and reach the point of "no return". At this point you fall flat on your arse, while everyone is laughing at you, because everyone noticed the ear-deafening bang you created falling.

Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.

When we were sitting at dinner, Shaniqua was bored and was leaning back, and she leaned back too far and suddenly she reached the point of no return, and fell.

I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut

I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.

by QDodger1337 January 25, 2019

Baldi no returns

If you see a bald person somewhere punch a friend lightly saying “baldi no returns” 👴

*bald person walks by*
Person 1 -‘baldi no returns’ *punches friend lightly’
Person 2 - darn it

by Legend937474848 May 11, 2019

Preston The King Returns

a bad ass that dissed a teacher (bispo)and has a YouTube channel

sub to Preston the king returns

by Preston The King Returns gang November 25, 2019

Whole Body Return

Whole Body is a beautifully run and managed department in the establishment of Whole Foods Market. There is also a section called Whole Body Return, where you return purchased items from that department you don't want. Whole Body Return is also used as a metaphor when others feel they're being treated wrong as if their vessel/body doesn't matter.

Whole Foods Employee 1: You know, you make me feel like a Whole Body Return.
Whole Foods Employee 2: Damn, I do? I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.

by lordknosdisciple1 November 29, 2022

The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

rechuffed

The action of removing the reason for someones displeasure. To please someone after they have been dischuffed.

Roan was dischuffed when he couldn't find his lego, he was rechuffed after i found it for him

by Fiscme May 31, 2015

rug-rethink

make-over of someone's hairstyle.
getting a haircut

whoah, wtf with the hair-do? Better check twice if the hairdresser is gay before getting a rug-rethink. You'r gonna win the law-suit thats 4 sure!

by Kjiji April 21, 2007