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retarculous 

We're going to invade England? That's retarculous
retarculous by squid September 26, 2003

Full Retard 

A level of retard you should never, ever go to.
You went full retard man. Never go full retard.
Full Retard by Rushing Roulette October 10, 2008

Retard Unit 

A Retard Unit is a form of expressing measurements the wrong way. Usually Europeans talk about the imperial system as a retard unit, but Asian units shouldn't be used either. Probably originating from 9gag or Reddit as retard units have, and is, looked down at, because who knows how many centimetre an inch is, and you sure don't want to waste brainpower converting. Comments reaching the top by simply converting foot, yards and pound to units the rest of the world understands. This started as a joke, now it's an actual importance in society.

As of now, the Americans should've learned their lesson, and stopped using inconsistent units, thus converting them before posting. If you spot a retard unit or simply an american, don't be shy to leave a little comment explaining what they've been doing wrong their entire life and leave a reminder for their next time, by destroy their self-confidence, insuring that they get off the internet, forever. OUT, JUST GET OUT!

BTW don't forget to leave a "Thank You" GIF to all the converters out there, you are the real MVP.
- My height is 5'8 in retard units
- Your height is 172 cm in non-retard units, you retard.
Retard Unit by Metric society March 30, 2017

retard wrangler

Did you hear the school just hired Mrs. Schmidt as the new retard wrangler?

line-retard 

the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-retards are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-retards are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign

True Retard 

An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.
Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”

Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”

Brayden: *giggles*

Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”
True Retard by Ze Doctor April 9, 2020