four-beer range

the period after which a drunk guy is likely to make a hyperbolic statement that is usually wildly contrived and dorky, often times triggered by the overriding stimulus most proximate.

You could tell Stacy had hit four-beer range when he said the food from Lil' Porgies was "probably the best BBQ in the state of Illinois."

by dogfaced boy June 26, 2006

Columbine Shooting Range

Columbine high school's shooting range, located in the lunch room, shut down in 1999

Don't come to health class today, all we did was watch a movie about the columbine shooting range

by My name Jeff please May 09, 2017

free range fucking

Having sex outside the confines of the bedroom. Most common with an empty house.

Guy 1: My wife just texted me that the kids are going to be out of the house all weekend.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.

by zbrcht June 07, 2009

Iron Range Handshake

Having intercourse doggystyle whilst lodging your thumb into her anus.

While riding my girlfriend doggystyle, she asked for the Iron Range Handshake.
I gladly obliged!

by Jose 22 May 22, 2018

free range geek

Someone with great technical facility who isn't tied to a corporate or military organization. Roaming system administrators trying to make the world a better place for normal folk.

Luddite: You'll have to find a free range geek to fix that TiVo/PC/Mac/digital thingy.

by pfloyd October 03, 2004

U-rang-atang

A question, used to let someone know that because of caller ID you know they called you, even though they didn't leave a message.

(Joe calls Mama, doesn't leave a message. Mama rings back.)

Joe: Hello?
Mama: U-rang-atang?
Joe: (laughs, milk shoots out of his nose)

by rteeg October 11, 2006

half rang cunt

He who corrects spelling on his mates post. Quite strange looking As grey on top but orange beard. Often smells of beer and disappointment.

Adrian is a half rang cunt

by xx deeks xx June 23, 2014