Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.

If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.

by Sterlinghetti May 06, 2011

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Spice rack

A bra-like bottle-holding wrap you wear across your chest, like a bra, that holds spices while you're cooking

"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 05, 2019

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rack jacked

When you are flirting up a shawty and then a douche bag comes up and prevents you from motor boating her rack. Also a synonym for cock blocked.

Brian was getting major pussy when Britain, a pretentious douche bag, comes right in the middle of their banging and ruins everything for everyone. Brian has officially been rack jacked.

by Hadvar's pimp December 26, 2011

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back rack

The back fat directly behind the titties on an obese woman, her back tits.

"OMG look at that back rack, thats disgusting, its coming after me!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 04, 2005

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rack jack

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

Bob:"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

Joe:"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"

by mista biggins October 07, 2006

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