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The beleif that everyines life has purpose and that you will be enlightened after you die even though you sat on a couch and watched TV your entire life. Otherwise known as total bullshit that has been fed to every family and child since fuckin creation.
Religion by He who speaks the truth... April 16, 2007
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Religion=Shit
A thing people who cannot face death turn to.
Point made.....
If you are a good person, you will be good.
If you are a bad person, you will be evil.
A thing people who cannot face death turn to.
Point made.....
If you are a good person, you will be good.
If you are a bad person, you will be evil.
'I'm going to die!'
'Terrible...'
'But no matter, i'm going to heaven!'
'Where is that?'
'Err.......umm.....'
+SLASH, DIE NON-BELIEVER!+
An example of the christian church's policy on people who point out faults in their belief system, Ancient Times-Middle-Ages
'Terrible...'
'But no matter, i'm going to heaven!'
'Where is that?'
'Err.......umm.....'
+SLASH, DIE NON-BELIEVER!+
An example of the christian church's policy on people who point out faults in their belief system, Ancient Times-Middle-Ages
Religion by Lonesamurai July 3, 2004
religion
Student:Can I kill President Bush?
Teacher:No.
Student:But I'm a Muslim.
Teacher:Oh, I am so, so sorry. Go ahead.
Teacher:No.
Student:But I'm a Muslim.
Teacher:Oh, I am so, so sorry. Go ahead.
religion
Just an excuse for community controle
Most retarded Religion is Christianity, the international symbol for christianity is a cross, Jesus died on this cross and Romans built it, so its disrespectful, like if I started a religion about Sonny Bono and my symbol would be a tree and a set of skis.
And Jesus was a jew, so thats fucked up even more
Most retarded Religion is Christianity, the international symbol for christianity is a cross, Jesus died on this cross and Romans built it, so its disrespectful, like if I started a religion about Sonny Bono and my symbol would be a tree and a set of skis.
And Jesus was a jew, so thats fucked up even more
I hate jews they killed my god
Damn you christians this aint a place to pray, this is a fuckin newsagents
Damn you christians this aint a place to pray, this is a fuckin newsagents
religion
A belief system, usually ancient, that is magical and evil in all or most of its context. It is usually contradictory in itself; some pages tell you to be good; others tell you to be evil. It is 100% man-made, and written in a time when people were gullible and stupid. Its brainwashing power has promoted, and influenced, the minds of millions of people to engage in numerous nefarious acts throughout history, such as religious intolerance (especially antisemitism), slavery (especially since the Bible was used to justify enslaving the black race), murder, rape, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, the Witch Trials, numerous "holy wars", the genocides of millions of Native Americans throughout history, 9/11, dying for nothing (martyrdom), etc. THE LIST GOES ON.
religion by Kiss My Ass, Religion June 12, 2010
Religion
Religion is a created myth to cause religious wars and holy crusades for money and oil, religion is greed.
person 1: hi lets accuse jews for selling my slippers on ebay and cause a new religious crusade
person 2: Sorry dude.. Someone beat you at it
person 3: Hah Pwnt Ima Aethiest
person 4: Religion.. The Power The Greed this Worlds Destruction.
person 2: Sorry dude.. Someone beat you at it
person 3: Hah Pwnt Ima Aethiest
person 4: Religion.. The Power The Greed this Worlds Destruction.
Religion by Joe Edwards September 18, 2007