quota

A pre-determined number of make-outs that must be achieved in a certain amount of time.

"Ladies, quota for 2009 is 9. For every extra guy, you get a drink when we go to Vegas in December."

by Babs2009 February 18, 2009

QUOTA

one quarter; 25 percent of a dolla or dollar

Teacher: "Class, who can spell quota?"

Jamal: "I sho can't spell quota, but two make fitty cent"

Teacher: "Fo shizzle"

by Mo79 November 14, 2004

Quotev

A website where many teens use celebrities as a icon and roleplay with others. Practically drama island with parties, sex, and friendship wars. The whole website circulates around the "feed" a place where you write a "RA" with anything and other users can comment and like. Instead of noobs you are known as a carrot. To be quotev royalty you have to have at least 1k followers. Many kids are between the ages of 12-19. All love one direction or some other boy band. Many of them are depressed or they pretend to be depressed. These kids are also questioning their sexuality and tend to be bisexual or gay. Many girls use this site and pretend to be males too. Quotev was originally a site to write fanfiction but was taken over by teens. Dont go on there if you dont want to be sucked in.

Last night I went on Quotev and there was major drama on the feed, someone kissed someone elses girlfriend.

by The Brave Toaster December 13, 2014

quoff

To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage

Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?

by elbazimo April 24, 2005

Quofty

sounding (kw-oft-ee)

meaning sneaky and weasel like or large portions

Darell: Ya know tha wasteman ova der?

Sean: Yeah blud he proper quofty like.

or

Darell: Dats a quofty doob der blud.

by JMZ NW May 15, 2010

Quosting

1.The most epic technique of posting in a forum.
2.Conversing in a online forum, heavily quoting prior grade A posts, and ignoring any theme or continuity of the thread.
3.Quote-posting
charlietown: oh lol

charlietown:what is quosting?
suckaemcees:the most epic posting technique ever
The-Mo:(Quote)Originally posted by suckaemcees: the most epic posting technique ever
bhwb:(Quote)Originally posted by The-Mo:(Quote)Originally posted by suckaemcees: the most epic posting technique ever
charlietown:oh lol
bhwb:(Quote)Originally posted by

by suckaemcees December 9, 2008

Quothin'

Socialising/hanging out with friends with no intention of doing anything in particular, and/or the activity is to be decided on when the friends meet up.
The advantages of using the term means there is no pressure to organise something straight away, rather, it can be decided upon later.

Greg: "Hey Bill, you up for some quothin' tonight?"
Bill: "Sure, I'll be over in ten."

by Pairy Henus May 25, 2008