Puerto Rican Car Seat

When a small child is held on the lap of the mother in the front passenger seat of a car.

Jose's family felt safe with the knowledge that he was secured in the families Ford Pinto by a Puerto Rican Car Seat.

by tommy7115 January 23, 2010

Puerto Rican knife fight

A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.

Just settle it with a good old fashioned Puerto Rican knife fight.

by lexico3000 May 4, 2006

puberty

What every single adolesence goes through. Is miserable for every single person going through the "akward stages". When guys start having wet dreams and girls become sluts.

Puberty sucks in middle school.

by darien not prep September 25, 2005

Puerto Rican beetle fight

When trying to flip your partner over for doggy-style sex is met with great resistance

Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

Puerto Rican Briefcase

The plastic bag, usually from a local grocery mart, that is used to carry you beers around in. This is usually due to the fact that you ahve placed all of your beers into your refridgertor, and have thrown away the box. When it comes time to take the beers with you to a party you put them into a Puerto Rican Briefcase.

Wow, you have four different kinds of beer in your Puerto Rican Briefcase. Cleaned out the fridge tonight eh?

by Corey Boisvert May 5, 2006

Puerto Rico

Island in the Caribbean.
See paradise.

I'd rather work in Puerto Rico than take my vacation in here.

by midwestDude April 15, 2006

Reverse Puberty

The opposite of puberty. Your voice gets higher. Your dick gets smaller. You begin to look like an overgrown five-year-old. It makes you a castrato without the castration. It really sucks.

Evan just underwent reverse puberty and now he's pedobait.

by REEDRDS September 28, 2015