psychohippolotimus

A psychohippolotimus that has psychiatric problems.

Hey look at that crazy ass hippo, it must have psychohippolotimus disease.

Also a very good insult for a weirdo.

by cliff floor April 6, 2014

psychochondria

Parallel to hypochondria - a person who is abnormally anxious about their mental health. Someone who will self-diagnose themselves and/or state they have multiple psychological "disorders" either all at once or continuously over time.

My girlfriend, Debbie Downer, thinks she has BED, ADD, OCD and bi-polar depression but she's never been to a doctor. I'm pretty sure she's just likes to eat, is lazy but likes things in order and is a party pooper. It's probably just a case of psychochondria.

by Wordsworthl3ss March 27, 2016

psycho bananas crazy

Jenelle off of Teen Moms 2

Wow Jenelle is so psycho bananas crazy!

by addyjewelshawtydabaddest January 2, 2021

Psycho magnet

A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.

Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.

by Jmoneyfresh86 February 8, 2021

psycho puppet

when a girl has multiple piercings in her pussy and she attaches strings to hoops (dental floss works best) and makes her pussy talk to you while your eating her out, using a different voice using the strings to move her pussy lips like a mouth

The psycho puppets awake and has something she's been dying to tell you.. The psycho puppet wants to sing you a song and wants you to sing along

by MutedDevil June 12, 2021

psychoanalyze

when someone is over-analyzing a situation and sounding psychotic when explaining what they think.

Girl: “She thinks her whole family is out to get her..”

Boy: “She’s starting to psychoanalyze everything like a crazy person, poor girl”

by Hubolts January 12, 2022

Psycho Swiftie

See Swiftie.

The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.

There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.

To find one look for the following signs:

- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.

- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.

Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's

Scenario 1
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"

"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"

"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"

"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"

Scenario 2

"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"

"No, hbu?"

"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"

"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."

by Matt Sterbater November 25, 2022