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Prostate Waffle

Sexual act involving ones partner to shove a soggy eggo waffle up their partners ass, having them shit it out and eat it.
Yo you wanna go to my sisters place and have some prostate waffles?
by Prollynat December 7, 2019
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Prostate Exmam

The act of getting a prostate exam and forcing the doctor to deep throat the rectal exam camera until it comes out their ass.
Dr. Salami had fun doing the prostate exmam with Alexander Hamilton.
by dirtydelilah6969 August 28, 2020
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Prostatute

A “prostate specialist” that does sexual actions with their patient during an “exam”
“The appointment was so long, I thought she was a prostatute.”
by HTgqe June 13, 2021
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prosterior

A prosthetic posterior, aka a fake ass. Many claim there is no such thing, but that has not been proven.
Stop kissing the boss' prosterior!
by John2019 March 23, 2022
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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
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Prost

A really shitty, low class bar in Chicago's Lincoln Park neighborhood. Those who go to Prost are affectionately known as "prostates."
Hey, I want to go to a shitty bar packed with all dudes and pay too much for drinks. Where can we go? Prost.

Hey Bill were you being a Prostate last night? No, I stayed in so my dignity could remain intact.
by Jack Nose December 13, 2012
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Prostestaut

Young prostitute. A child that has sex for cash.
Those 6th graders are prostestauts.
by Joey D (Takai) January 6, 2008
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