aisle of progress

Unlike disney worlds carousel of progress this is an aisle at a company where all the latest development is supposed to happen but instead it sits empty. The shock and dismay of managers faces are always visible when they look into the aisle of progress. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? DON'T THEY KNOW THIS IS THE COMPANIES MOST IMPORTANT PROJECT?"

pad:Have you seen stinky feet?
commando: Yeah hes over in the aisle of progress.
pad:I checked, nobody is there.
commando: std

by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020

Progress

Slowing down the rate at which one is falling behind.

Boss, I'm making progress on your project. I should have last week's deliverable to you by next month.

by PeteyTheHoser June 12, 2009

progress

A process that miraculously produces a product that appears well done to a fractional minority of people.

"Microsoft really made progress with Office 2007!"

by mnm3808 August 4, 2009

bessemer process

when you put your nose in someones ass and sniff shit and snort it out of your nose.

Yo will you bessemer process me..?

by dannii_htk November 27, 2007

Flo the Progressive Girl

The highly attractive main character of a continuing series of auto insurance commercials, in which she sells her product through her quirky antics and overall likability.

Damn, I hate buying insurance but when Flo the Progressive Girl is around it's all I can think about. That and her cuteness.

by wedidn'tstarttheflamewar3 November 7, 2009

Thot Process

The ways in which a guy (or even girl, if they play the field) handles his/her hoes. For instance, keeping them from finding out about each other, maintaining clingyness-to-distance ratio, keeping them deprived enough to want the dick, etc.

You seen the way John handles his hoes? He's got one golden thot process.

by slickslander December 26, 2014

Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"

by EveryDay OlyGirl February 18, 2009