a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;
relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;
a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;
a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013
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Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.
Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.
by CJR8402 May 3, 2014
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by Richardk2n June 18, 2017
Get the layer 8 problem mug.Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝
“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019
Get the Palm tree problems mug.When you move from playing one online game to play another online and you are trying to brush off your playing style from the previous game that is interfering with your current game.
Team Player 1: Darn it, I fell for that trap. Need a respawn
Team Player 2: You were running circles around these noobs yesterday bro whats up?
Team Player 3: I got you in a sec fam, hang tight.
Team Player 1: Sorry peeps, I am recovering from another game. Played that new game that got released yesterday all day and still not over it
Team Player 2: Other Game Problem? all good, you gonna die a few times. Best practice is on the field I guess.
Team Player 2: You were running circles around these noobs yesterday bro whats up?
Team Player 3: I got you in a sec fam, hang tight.
Team Player 1: Sorry peeps, I am recovering from another game. Played that new game that got released yesterday all day and still not over it
Team Player 2: Other Game Problem? all good, you gonna die a few times. Best practice is on the field I guess.
by exterminator2100 August 11, 2020
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Life is an endless abyss with no purpose... We are all born to slave away for nothing and then we die in complete agoney forever
Listen here Bob
There is a robot destroying the crap cit- *laughs*
There is a robot destroying the crap city.
BOB!
Life is an endless abyss with no purpose... We are all born to slave away for nothing and then we die in complete agoney forever
Listen here Bob
There is a robot destroying the crap cit- *laughs*
There is a robot destroying the crap city.
BOB!
by Sebby294 May 8, 2021
Get the What's your problem idiot? mug.When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.
Example 1:
A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.
Example 2:
A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Example 1:
A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.
Example 2:
A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
by Souper Rare October 13, 2023
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