pretzelshnytzel

little pretzels that only make you hungrier. goddam whoever made them.

i hate those mother fucking pretzelshnytzels!!

by BOBBO May 13, 2005

Cool Pretzel

Something infinitely cool or awesome.

Also can be referred to as "Crepzel".

Dodo- I won that drawing competition on the weekend.
Flay- Cool Pretzel mate!

Temple_of_pwn_1337- "Hey dude I taught myself how to play the recorder with my nose"
dragon_slayer- "That's pretty crepzal!"

by _addles_ May 7, 2009

pretzel sex

the act of a man sticking his penis into one of the three holes of a breaded pretzel repeatedly as a form of masturbation.

"i had some rly salty pretzel sex last night man"

by zoepeen July 18, 2013

Arabian Mud Pretzel

Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.

Me and my girlfriend made an Arabian Mud Pretzel last night.

by avaz1243 March 8, 2011

Pretzel

1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer

2)The best salty food in the world

1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.

2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!

by redbeam October 28, 2009

sex pretzel

When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done

Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel

by Someone In The Tuck June 21, 2006

jew pretzel

bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle

you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget

by Shiblet February 6, 2008