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Peer pressure 

Trying to get somebody to do something based on what everyone else is doing, thinks is safe, or thinks someone should do.
Most people wear masks, and some think that peer pressure, or even something worse than peer pressure (like deaths) is going to change the way somebody else does things, especially if peer pressure convinced them to put on a mask. Life is worth losing.
Peer pressure by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020
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high pressure washing machine 

The inventor of this word was named Rui Kamishiro, he makes funky inventions.
"HIGH PRESSURE WASHING

MACHINE! "

you: Who the hell was that
me: it's RUI KAMISHIRO DUMBASS
The word "high pressure washing machine" means a washing machine going crazy and blowing up the whole universe ig

10 pounds of pressure 

1. Gently pushing on a girls head or shoulders while making out suggesting you want head.
2. The acceptable amount of force to apply to a females head or shoulders to get her to give you a BJ.
she wouldnt let me slay, so i applied the 10 pounds of pressure and got some bossface.

West Virginia pressure pot

Susie was ready for her Alabama hot pocket after her cousin Jimmy gave her a West Virginia pressure pot

Bearomatic Pressure 

When too many bears are in the atmOsphere, causing interruptions to daily life.

Known Remedies: Placing tuna outside overnight. The bears will come down from the atmOsphere in search of the tuna.
Person A: "I have a really bad headache"
Person B: "No, the bearomatic pressure is just too high. Try leaving some tuna on your porch tonight"

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains 

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

queer pressure 

When one or more homosexual males (eg. TV's "Queer Eye") attempt to force meterosexuality on a heterosexual man using an intense tactical arsenal of embarrassment and shame.
Meterosexual guy: Hey man, let's go to that unisex boutique for some good old fashioned queer pressure.
Heterosexual guy: No way. Those guys always make me feel bad for having nose hair.
queer pressure by userbits March 28, 2010