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President of the United States of America

The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.
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President's Club

An exclusive members only club, usually printed on the business cards of women executives, meaning she has risen to the top, more importantly that she knows how and is willing to give the Lewinsky without appledogging.She does not wear blue dresses as to avoid stains.
Beth was promoted yesterday to the president's club after her "meeting" with her boss at the local motel.
She mentioned that a cigar was involved somehow.
by Laird Jeffers February 20, 2009
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NOT MY PRESIDENT

A phrase you can use when you don't like the outcome of the situation you are in.

It works in so many ways. Especially if you sit in fetal position and squeeze your eyes shut really hard. Then yell it as loud as you can. That way you win.
Damien: I crushed you in that game of Halo the other day...you really suck.
Brian: Not my president.
by cramagraham June 14, 2018
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President Obama

"President Obama is bringing hope and change"
"Sure he is"
by Sam the Sasquach July 14, 2009
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presidentes

Dominican beer, that hits you hard. Is the only beer better than coronas.
Loko pasate un seis the presidentes.
or
Traime 10 presidentes cuando vengas de santo dominigo.
by Jay Dizzle March 16, 2005
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presidential erection

When u get a boner while doing an activity that has absolutly nothing with sex.
holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.
by 123fucknut March 10, 2009
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The Snake Oil President

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yes, I am taking hydroxychloroquine and yes I own stock in it and no, I am not The Snake Oil President!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020
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