Queen Poptart

A derogatory term used to describe the head of that particular pack of bitches know as the Popular Ones, or, if none of them are around, any of the following: poptarts, sluts-a-million, or pow-whore rangers.

Queen Poptart over there's started dating the head of the football team. Hope he doesn't notice that she's screwing the rest of the team, too.

Queen Poptart by Uncharted June 15, 2010

Dracula's poptart 

Used sanitary towel.
Vampire snack food.

My girlfriend didn't flush hard enough and left her Dracula's poptart floating in the bog.

Dracula's poptart by Zen_Bastard December 16, 2012

soggy poptart 

A phrase used in general disgust

A person whose actions no one likes

Don't be a soggy poptart, no one likes a soggy poptart.

You, soggy poptart!

soggy poptart by CaveteIramDraconem April 2, 2019

Dr. Poptart 

A fine person for being a Jew. Not dumb like Zekrom though. Makes memes and is the only active Proto support.

John: Hey you know about Dr. Poptart?
Smith: Yeah they're fine for being a Jew.

Dr. Poptart by IdkTest_06 March 29, 2020

poptart slut 

Someone who eats many poptarts or has sexual acts with poptarts.

They are such poptart sluts. Did you see what they were doing yesterday?

poptart slut by Amy baby April 4, 2016

chocolate poptart 

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

chocolate poptart by lolo_master June 7, 2011

danish poptart 

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

danish poptart by lordpoptart February 2, 2016