Panzershrecked

While Playing Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty: WAW (World at War) and you are in dyer need of a good weapon to fend of the endless hoards of zombies, and then you go to the mystery box to get a weapon for 950 points and receive a Panzershreck. Being Panzershrecked could happen many times in a row, making the Panzerschreckedness worse as the game goes on. Being Panzershrecked is also usually ones demise.

Bryan: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, GET A WEAPON! BOX BOX BOX!!

Nick: (Spends 950 points on the box and it gives him a panzershreck)

Bryan: "Sweet Merciful Jesus you got PANZERSHRECKED!!!"

Nick: "Damn...Here I'll Try Again" (spends yet another 950 and gets a Panzershreck) "Gahh!"...gets killed by endless hoards. GAME OVER

Wylee and Cole: LOL

by uknick15 August 4, 2009

panzer soldat

German-large soldier
The mini boss in the Black Ops 2 Zombies map "Origins" and the Black ops 3 map "Der eisendrache"
One of two mini bosses on the map "Revelations"

Rise from the shadows, panzer soldat!

by Venom sans January 31, 2017

panzer

Panzer Tank , cockney rhyming slang for Wank . As with most cockerney slang, only the 1st part of the phrase is used , the rhyming word is dropped .

" Got some new smut , so i'm off home for a quick Panzer "

by Farce December 30, 2005

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008

poozer

POOZER (n): someone who dresses cliche, acts sleazy, and acts like a total tool.
POOZER (adj): cliche, cheesy, annoying, of the d-bag descent.
POOZIN' (v) acting like a total poozer.

MALE poozers can be seen sporting (but is not limited to) the following things: Ecko, Famous, Timberland, or Tapout brand clothing; button up shirts with flames/dragons on them; Myspace/Facebook pictures containing them with no shirt on, flexing as if they are about to poop their pants; tattoos containing their name, Chinese/tribal symbols, dragons, or the Famous logo; typically text/type "LyK3 DysS 2 ImPrezS tha L@d!ez"; they're myspace is pimped out with lil' wayne quotes & music; have an uncanny ability to try to talk you into "S3nDyn dEm Sum pixx".

FEMALE poozers can be spotted taking part in the following things: the kissy lip/peace sign combo in Facebook/Myspace pictures; a ridiculous amount of cheetah/zebra print clothes; text/type "LyK3 Dys"; use the term "lol" after every other word; cell phone signatures consist of things like "#1 DiVa 4 Lyf3", "Betta 0fF wiTouT hym", etc.; take pictures of themselves drinking alcohol; use the classic "roll shorts more times than i need to, to make my butt look bigger" method of attracting other poozers; wear Aeropostale polos/jeans with butterflies imprinted on them; set their myspace name as their first name, then a dramatic noun after it. ex-SAMMY SUICIDE, or DIANNE DISASTER; load up their arms with hemp bracelets to make themselves a "hippie"; can be seen sporting a large amount of peace sign jewelry; have tattoos containing: butterflies/zebra hearts/etc.; take pictures making out with their boyfriends.

by mollyfreakinggray April 13, 2010

Ponger

A young man who chooses a lifestyle of playing beer pong with his boyfriends as opposed to spending quality time with hot chicks.

Man, Matt is such a ponger, he has that smoking hot chick named Kelci and he'd rather go to the bar and hang with those dud friends of his instead.

by Tomgunn July 30, 2010

ponderinged

the act of having been pondered about in a derogatory sense

you were ponderinged

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008