Pokey

Adjective. Used by baby boomers to describe houses millennials can afford.

Oh gosh, that apartment is so pokey compared to my house in Brighton!

by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Pokey Clicker

Something that sounds very wrong and should have an equally wrong definition on Urban Dictionary, but did not so a person who does not understand Urban Dictionary made a definition talking about their experience with the phrase to try to be funny.

I see you have a Pokey Clicker there...

by Kurdism December 17, 2019

Pokey Thingy

The pokey thingy on top of some umbrellas

"Why is it so fucking hard to find a umbrella with the little pokey thingy on top that isnt the size of a bus"

by Zora Sekai December 6, 2024

Hokey Pokey

When she ridin' that dick and you spin that bitch around in a 180 so she can watch "The Mandalorian" playing on the T.V behind you.

"Last night was wack. I had that bitch playin' hokey pokey."

by glorbizorb January 17, 2020

pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.

"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016