Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Pokey

To insert an object into a hole it does not belong without permission.
Sometimes also refered as sodomy.

Rick got pokey'd last night continually until he fell asleep. Ouch

by Sorecheeks April 29, 2019

sticky pokey

a tool used to pack a cone or clear a bowl of the great mary jane

“hey wanna pack a cone?”
“yeah, hand me a sticky pokey”

“wheres the sticky pokey i need to clear the bowl piece”

by genibobeni March 17, 2021

Pokey

Adjective. Used by baby boomers to describe houses millennials can afford.

Oh gosh, that apartment is so pokey compared to my house in Brighton!

by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Hokey Pokey

When she ridin' that dick and you spin that bitch around in a 180 so she can watch "The Mandalorian" playing on the T.V behind you.

"Last night was wack. I had that bitch playin' hokey pokey."

by glorbizorb January 17, 2020

Pokey

When your boyfriend gets too touchy.

He was too pokey last night so I dumped his sorry butt.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017