PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. A time of the month you should stay away from all females.

Also known as; Pretty Much Stress.

Oh my god she has PMS! Watch out, she'll mutate! HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!

by VampyricWolf November 11, 2010

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pms stands for pissy male syndrome. as developed by me.

girl: hey!
boy: get away from me! god your so annoying! what do you follow me! (and so on)
girl: geez...he must be on pms. he IS awfully pissy, that must be it.

by Puppy/Charlie April 13, 2008

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permanent man shit!

the illness that ALL male humans are born with that cause them to be dick heads and complete ass holes and know nothing

sypmtoms are:
-arguing over something when wrong
-being loud and obnoxious
-thinking that guys have control over girls when its the other way around
-thinking that no one will ever find out that your with more than one girl at once
-attempting to prove themselves right after losing an arguement

side effects may include:
-loss of respect from most of female population
-attraction of whores and sluts
-thinking they can do anything and get away with it
-thought that entire female population is attracted when they are honestly discusted

NOTICE:
few males live past it without severe injury

that man wont stop being an ass. he must have PMS

by shoot1000 January 07, 2009

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Pre-Menstrual Sushi: Un-cooked red snapper rolled in toliet paper, wrapped with a cotton string for easy serving-Best when eaten on a Summers eve.

That Japanese restaraunt had great egg-rolls- But the PMS (Pre-Menstrual Sushi) and Wasabe sauce had the perfect mix of flavor and texture. Can I get a doggy bag?

by Buford December 22, 2005

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